Your Mum Jokes!

i got a few

Your Mums So fat When she went on the scales it said her phone number
your mums so dumb she returned donuts because it had wholes in them
Your Mums So Fat she swims with whales the whales say We Are Family!
Your Mums So Dumb she tried to drown a fish
Your Mums So Dumb She Tried To Chuck A Bird Of A cliff

ownedk. wrote:i got a few

Your Mums So fat When she went on the scales it said her phone number
your mums so dumb she returned donuts because it had wholes in them
Your Mums So Fat she swims with whales the whales say We Are Family!
Your Mums So Dumb she tried to drown a fish
Your Mums So Dumb She Tried To Chuck A Bird Of A cliff

Lol, the second one made me laugh. I wasn't laughing at the content, though.

Lol'd but this is in the wrong section. This belongs on "Off-Topic".


I got one:

Yo mommas so fat that when she jumped she got stuck.

Yo momma's so ugly, that when she joined an ugly contest they said, "Sorry,but no professionals allowed"

Lol

Pride wrote:Yo momma's so ugly, that when she joined an ugly contest they said, "Sorry,but no professionals allowed"

Lol

Your mom's so lifeless, she plays co all day. (ZOMG NO I DIDNT!?)